textgasm: top secrets

@victoriaroyalty no man wants u because ur a psycho obssesive bitch ur sick get help you disgust the shit out of me and ur such a loser

secret #1,363

rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)

secret #1,340

rating: 4.0/5 (9 votes cast)

i love cat food

secret #1,370

rating: 3.8/5 (6 votes cast)

Sexytime

I was caught masturbating to National Geographic the other day. The rest of THAT dental visit was awkward, to say the least.

secret #1,357

rating: 3.8/5 (6 votes cast)

1 comment

secret #1,360

rating: 3.8/5 (5 votes cast)

i just fucked my girlfriend's best friend. w00t!

In June, I'll be 29 - the secret I've never shared is I've never been kissed. Never had sex, no dates or even held hands. Feel like a freak

secret #1,356

rating: 3.7/5 (9 votes cast)

5 comments

secret #1,331

rating: 3.7/5 (9 votes cast)

god i miss you. you are gorgeous and i want you. i hope you want me too.

I keep lying to you and making up stories so you'll stay around, but I know before long you'll figure it all out and leave me high and dry.

secret #1,390

rating: 3.7/5 (6 votes cast)

My ex-mother-in-law secretly blames me for the break up. Can't wait till she finds out that her son is actually gay.

secret #1,324

rating: 3.6/5 (8 votes cast)

I thought I drank because I was lonely. Now I realize I was lonely because I was always drunk and couldn't drive to go see my friends.

secret #1,346

rating: 3.6/5 (10 votes cast)

I absolutely love the taste of my own flem.

secret #1,369

rating: 3.6/5 (5 votes cast)

4 comments

secret #1,373

rating: 3.5/5 (6 votes cast)

Everyone jokes and calls me a lesbian, but what they don't know is that it's true.

i fucked him and he was better than you. i feel everything for him and nothing for you.

secret #1,338

rating: 3.5/5 (6 votes cast)

life without you is really great

secret #1,323

rating: 3.5/5 (11 votes cast)

I had so little raising in my youth that I may as well been a feral child. To say I'm resentful is an understatement. Reproduction is a sin.

secret #1,334

rating: 3.4/5 (7 votes cast)

everytime i think about you i get so horny i cant help but touch myself.

secret #1,309

rating: 3.4/5 (10 votes cast)

your boyfriend used to jack off to me. why do you think i was always uncomfortable around him? really does it all make sense now?

secret #1,351

rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)

1 comment

secret #1,322

rating: 3.4/5 (13 votes cast)

Today, the Cookie Monster taught me that whiskey is a sometimes food.

I'm in love with a boy who doesn't know I exist :(

secret #1,325

rating: 3.3/5 (10 votes cast)

4 comments

secret #1,318

rating: 3.3/5 (10 votes cast)

It may be wrong, but goddamn. Let me pamper you, solve all of your problems, love you Let me be there for you, no matter what others may say

I hate everyone and everything. I am a bitter, tangled bundle of neuroses trapped in my own mind that steers my corpse like a marionette.

secret #1,308

rating: 3.2/5 (10 votes cast)

I'm enjoying myself now, but I do still think about you now and then. I do miss you but this is all for the best.

secret #1,368

rating: 3.2/5 (5 votes cast)

6 comments

secret #1,350

rating: 3.2/5 (5 votes cast)

I don't want any sort of meaningful relationship right now, I just want to fuck around! I have quite a few options. But I'm a girl so can't.

5 comments

secret #1,274

rating: 3.2/5 (11 votes cast)

People need to get over their beef with my penis. Its getting redic. On your knees? :P also, natalie robe needs a diet.

I have no reason not to trust him, but I have the hugest fear of my boyfriend cheating. He's leaving for Seattle for a month without me soon

secret #1,335

rating: 3.2/5 (6 votes cast)

i feel so stupid for liking you we have never met. im afraid when you see me you wont like me.

secret #1,305

rating: 3.1/5 (8 votes cast)

Holy shit! Natalie Robe does wear alot of makeup. She's fugly.

secret #1,327

rating: 3.1/5 (10 votes cast)

i cant stop looking at ur pics, i cant deny it anymore, i want u!

secret #1,306

rating: 3.0/5 (9 votes cast)

I love my red boots. :] They remind me of Astro Boy! Oh, nostalgia.

secret #1,319

rating: 3.0/5 (8 votes cast)