textgasm: secret #1361

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

The next time his dog shits on my lawn, I'm going to call the police and tell them it bit me to get it euthanized. Hear that, gramps?

anonymous
Feb 08, 2010 at 02:52pm

Oh you're a bastard you know ther cops are gonna ask to see the bite you dumass you should get euthanized

anonymous
Feb 10, 2010 at 04:58pm

I've got pics. Sounds hot! Wanna meet for a little snip snip, darling?

anonymous
Feb 11, 2010 at 06:18am

Snip snip you're dick off! you like how that sounds?

anonymous
Feb 15, 2010 at 04:36pm

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