http://textgasm.com/ share your secrets in 140 characters or less Sun, 19 May 2013 12:53:25 -0400 textgasm RSS engine 1.0 en-us tevan@textgasm.com (Tevan Alexander) http://textgasm.com/secret/2321 Everytime i dream how i can increase my followers? Sat, 18 May 2013 02:05:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2321 http://textgasm.com/secret/2320 I really wanna smoke a blunt right now, but I feel like if my family ever found out they'd hate me.. Is smoking that bad? Tue, 14 May 2013 19:03:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2320 http://textgasm.com/secret/2319 Everytime I read your douche bag comments on twitter it just makes me smile.Now I will never read them again since you're in jail for life. Sat, 11 May 2013 03:52:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2319 http://textgasm.com/secret/2318 I'm only friends with you out of pity. Fri, 03 May 2013 10:39:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2318 http://textgasm.com/secret/2317 I think dzhokhar tsarnaev is sooo sexy!! I don't care what anyone thinks! Fri, 03 May 2013 01:22:37 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2317 http://textgasm.com/secret/2316 I miss my ex so much but he's happy with another girl Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:52:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2316 http://textgasm.com/secret/2315 After observing male behavior, I know closeness like an arm around the back signifies non-sexual closeness as friends. Yet, as a bi, (Cont) Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:33:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2315 http://textgasm.com/secret/2314 Am in love with a porn star called sindee jennings. The fact that am talking about her turns me on. Aww i should masturbate Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:55:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2314 http://textgasm.com/secret/2313 hola estoy aburridisima Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:28:14 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2313 http://textgasm.com/secret/2312 Keymera, chupa rola. Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:21:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2312 http://textgasm.com/secret/2311 I'm not gay. The idea of gay sex grosses me out. But alone, I can't stop singing stupid songs about me having gay sex and laughing at them. Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:29:12 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2311 http://textgasm.com/secret/2310 I wish I could tell you I don't hate you but we can't talk because we'd probably start fighting again. I hope you're well. I really do. Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:31:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2310 http://textgasm.com/secret/2309 I am a plumber for hire. I'll doctor any electronic communication or assassinate anyone you ask. Follow my trail, offer me a job, I'll do it Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:20:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2309 http://textgasm.com/secret/2308 I Like This Chick → @HaleyHherrick She Is Soooooo Damn Hot !!! And She Goes To My School... Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:25:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2308 http://textgasm.com/secret/2307 I like this weird girl she likes to glue shit on her face write on herself she doesn't wear a bra her tits are huge but I'm a straight girl! Fri, 22 Feb 2013 22:14:15 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2307 http://textgasm.com/secret/2306 You think you can fire me. Truth is, I can fire you. From life. Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:00:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2306 http://textgasm.com/secret/2305 i never had loving relationship Sun, 10 Feb 2013 02:13:22 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2305 http://textgasm.com/secret/2304 I Love Tacos Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:33:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2304 http://textgasm.com/secret/2303 Awak jangan pandai arah isteri awak je . dia kan perempuan . jangan buat dia macam orang gaji kalau tanak makan kaki . okayy . Fri, 25 Jan 2013 22:46:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2303 http://textgasm.com/secret/2302 @jennalawville I HATE YOU Sat, 19 Jan 2013 11:37:05 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2302 http://textgasm.com/secret/2301 i never had sex before Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:46:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2301 http://textgasm.com/secret/2300 I never chop before..... Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:46:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2300 http://textgasm.com/secret/2299 I haven't been eating as much since I've gotten home after I had my baby; I'm breastfeeding him and have to eat alot but I don't feel hungry Sun, 06 Jan 2013 02:54:54 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2299 http://textgasm.com/secret/2298 @NOAH_ID mau pesen kaos gmna cranya ka? Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:55:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2298 http://textgasm.com/secret/2297 How dare you try to blame me for your wife committing suicide. Oh wait, you were in jail. Yeah, TOTALLY MY FAULT. Eye roll... Sat, 08 Dec 2012 19:18:46 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2297 http://textgasm.com/secret/2296 Why I have not graduated Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:06:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2296 http://textgasm.com/secret/2295 I think about death and mortality all the time yet I spend most of my time delaying living. Wed, 05 Dec 2012 02:02:14 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2295 http://textgasm.com/secret/2294 My friends make fun of me because I like Hollywood classics and old glamourous fashion looks and i love the luxuries of Haute couture. Mon, 03 Dec 2012 20:53:16 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2294 http://textgasm.com/secret/2293 I can't help following with my eyes, even at my best, I guess I'm still just one of them. Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:01:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2293 http://textgasm.com/secret/2292 Hanayumi gavriela Tue, 27 Nov 2012 11:49:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2292 http://textgasm.com/secret/2291 @KianaKatherine ano ba sabi ni @BonSaChon? Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:04:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2291 http://textgasm.com/secret/2290 I still can't trust my own boyfriend. I wait till he's dead asleep to check who he texts during the day. >.> I feel like a pshyco.. ._. Wed, 14 Nov 2012 02:43:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2290 http://textgasm.com/secret/2289 Why do white people take forever to get out of their cars it's so annoying Sun, 11 Nov 2012 12:16:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2289 http://textgasm.com/secret/2288 My job requires third party training with apps that need windows to work. It's going to be a big surprise when I sue them for economic (pt1) Sat, 03 Nov 2012 04:53:17 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2288 http://textgasm.com/secret/2287 Someone set up us the bomb. Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:42:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2287 http://textgasm.com/secret/2286 pray for all the Hurricane Sandy people being affected! Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:57:26 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2286 http://textgasm.com/secret/2285 Now that I live with my boyfriend I realized he can be super annoying sometimes and I just want to tell at him and tell him to shutthefuckup Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:54:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2285 http://textgasm.com/secret/2284 I draw little faces on my balls with magic marker before I go to work. I sometimes pretend they are co-workers. This makes me laugh. Wed, 24 Oct 2012 06:15:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2284 http://textgasm.com/secret/2283 I'm not over your death. Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:04:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2283 http://textgasm.com/secret/2282 2 days ago I had a group interview for a popular retail chain, in it were some of the most saddest miserable fucks I've ever encountered! Mon, 22 Oct 2012 01:31:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2282 http://textgasm.com/secret/2281 Testing! Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:11:46 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2281 http://textgasm.com/secret/2280 You may be driving an Audi but no matter what your car is a peice of shit! Thu, 18 Oct 2012 22:30:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2280 http://textgasm.com/secret/2279 I'm 23 grown adult but I still shit in my underwear am I the only one that this happens to? I also pissed in my pants at a public store once Tue, 16 Oct 2012 00:40:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2279 http://textgasm.com/secret/2278 I never knew Amanda Todd but she was fucking ugly her eyes were too close to each other idk why she even flased her flat chest. Mon, 15 Oct 2012 08:18:07 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2278 http://textgasm.com/secret/2277 I was gonna confess something on here but now I see you people are worst then me :o Sun, 14 Oct 2012 10:15:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2277 http://textgasm.com/secret/2276 Fuckin niggers turned my neighborhood into a ghetto ass hood now! Sat, 13 Oct 2012 23:07:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2276 http://textgasm.com/secret/2275 Co-workers: It makes me sad when you sabotage my assignments (read not my fault) If you did your jobs I wouldn't have to clearn up the mess Fri, 12 Oct 2012 00:52:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2275 http://textgasm.com/secret/2274 @myncierto Hey Muning belated Happy Bday! Glad you stuck to your guns and made it happen your way dude! Leme hear your songs! :) Guerrero Thu, 11 Oct 2012 02:26:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2274 http://textgasm.com/secret/2273 Today, my best friend, who's the strongest person I know, confessed that she's been cutting herself for years. I want to help her..but how? Sat, 06 Oct 2012 19:35:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2273 http://textgasm.com/secret/2272 I want to have sex with my boyfriends cousin. Omg he's soo hot idk what to do, I think about him all the time : Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:15:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2272 http://textgasm.com/secret/2271 Can I send a tweet to another user? @ulaulaman Wed, 03 Oct 2012 17:49:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2271 http://textgasm.com/secret/2270 My girlfriend of 4 months and the girl i lost my virginity to wasnt a virgin when i met and she expects us to be together forever but i cant Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:14:51 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2270 http://textgasm.com/secret/2269 i cheated on my boyfriend yesterday and my first reaction was to kill myself Sun, 30 Sep 2012 11:16:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2269 http://textgasm.com/secret/2268 @chrisjovida more like ARROGANT Thomasians. You people make a mockery of pride and heart. Sat, 29 Sep 2012 05:05:38 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2268 http://textgasm.com/secret/2267 I imagine that my former best friends live terrible unsocial lives. It makes me feel better. Thu, 27 Sep 2012 09:59:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2267 http://textgasm.com/secret/2266 I've wanted a divorce for 15 years Thu, 27 Sep 2012 01:39:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2266 http://textgasm.com/secret/2265 I want to kill myself. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 14:43:22 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2265 http://textgasm.com/secret/2264 I tell everyone I'm not having kids hoping one day I'll believe it myself.. Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:24:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2264 http://textgasm.com/secret/2263 I secretly want to get pregnant as a teenager. I have had in protected sex 7 times. I just want a baby. Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:24:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2263 http://textgasm.com/secret/2262 opportunistic motherfucker @akoGABoner Sun, 23 Sep 2012 03:33:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2262 http://textgasm.com/secret/2261 I can't trust my boyfriend anymore. Cause he almost had sex w/ another girl. But couldn't cause of his 'morals'. I think he likes her still. Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:06:54 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2261 http://textgasm.com/secret/2260 I miss my youth when people motivated me with praise and rewards. The adult system of motivation by consequences / harsh language sucks. Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:31:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2260 http://textgasm.com/secret/2259 All my problems are first world problems, and I'm content. Fri, 21 Sep 2012 06:47:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2259 http://textgasm.com/secret/2258 Last night I was asked to homecoming for the first time ever. I'm a senior in highschool. I've never felt so amazing. Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:50:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2258 http://textgasm.com/secret/2257 I'm in love with a girl who I talk to everyday for hours but I don't know how to tell her Wed, 19 Sep 2012 20:58:18 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2257 http://textgasm.com/secret/2256 I have an ex boyfriend that still likes me but im thinking about sleeping with someone else so hell get over me and be done Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:09:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2256 http://textgasm.com/secret/2255 I'm in a 4 year relationship, 2 kids together. I still think about my first love. He got in touch with me lately, it's all I can think about Wed, 19 Sep 2012 16:09:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2255 http://textgasm.com/secret/2254 I know this girls email & password to EVERY social account she has. But she doesn't know that I know. & I'm constantly checkingHerStuff.. Mon, 17 Sep 2012 10:02:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2254 http://textgasm.com/secret/2253 This morning my shirt was stuck to my stomach because of dried cum :/ Mon, 17 Sep 2012 01:22:36 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2253 http://textgasm.com/secret/2252 Ive cheated (kissed) about five different guys while I was with my current boyfriend & I had sex one time, with one of the guys I kissed. Sun, 16 Sep 2012 20:54:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2252 http://textgasm.com/secret/2251 I still wipe my boogers everywhere and I'm 18 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 23:10:36 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2251 http://textgasm.com/secret/2250 I feel like my burn scars are preventing opportunities for me they don't see me they only see my burns :( Sat, 08 Sep 2012 09:16:38 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2250 http://textgasm.com/secret/2249 When you take out your unhappiness on me it ruins my entire day and I hate you for it. Fri, 07 Sep 2012 10:33:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2249 http://textgasm.com/secret/2248 Being unemployed sucks! I feel like I'm not good enough to even get an interview wow I just want to cry everyday and because it's awful! Thu, 06 Sep 2012 02:24:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2248 http://textgasm.com/secret/2247 I am getting really desperate and I hate i need some positivity Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:05:51 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2247 http://textgasm.com/secret/2246 So now I'm just waiting for rejection from you...I hate being rejected:( Tue, 04 Sep 2012 08:52:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2246 http://textgasm.com/secret/2245 Now that you're a famous footballer I hate you once so humble now you're conceited. Driving Ferrari dating models *sigh* I really miss you Sun, 02 Sep 2012 13:44:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2245 http://textgasm.com/secret/2244 It's been a week no response ugh! Sun, 02 Sep 2012 06:01:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2244 http://textgasm.com/secret/2243 hai, cid .. aku ko jadi sayang kamu uwuwuwu Sini, sayang dulu (ɔˇ³ˇ)ɔ Sun, 02 Sep 2012 05:02:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2243 http://textgasm.com/secret/2242 Don't like being confronted then stop trying to steal my tips that's my money bitch! Sun, 02 Sep 2012 03:12:38 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2242 http://textgasm.com/secret/2241 I'm bad very bad :) Sun, 02 Sep 2012 02:08:16 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2241 http://textgasm.com/secret/2240 I've filled out 11 applications in the past 3wks and I've only gotten 1 interview which I bombed and no other calls. I'm worthless really Sun, 02 Sep 2012 00:33:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2240 http://textgasm.com/secret/2239 I have years of experience in my field yet I can't get a job but they seem to constantly hire idiots with no experience I'm pissed at that Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:45:21 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2239 http://textgasm.com/secret/2238 i have been eating a lot Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:21:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2238 http://textgasm.com/secret/2237 I am in a LTR and I constantly get erotic massage. Sat, 25 Aug 2012 14:46:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2237 http://textgasm.com/secret/2236 This is bullshit every job application I fill out gets rejected. Why?? Ugh I'm never going to have another job again! :( Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:40:22 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2236 http://textgasm.com/secret/2235 I once took a poop in your toaster. I hope you can forgive me. Sun, 19 Aug 2012 15:45:26 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2235 http://textgasm.com/secret/2234 Next time u bitch about 2 many hours or smoke breaks while u play games on your cell I'll poop in the crisper drawer in the breakroom fridge Sat, 18 Aug 2012 22:29:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2234 http://textgasm.com/secret/2233 Cutting doesn't SHIT! But I'm starting to think otherwise lately... Sat, 11 Aug 2012 04:05:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2233 http://textgasm.com/secret/2232 Hay Scotty! You're evil. You tried to fuck me over. But I just want you to know that if I'm fucked, you'll lose more. Way more. Mon, 06 Aug 2012 20:29:54 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2232 http://textgasm.com/secret/2231 I hate you but I tolerate you cuz u r dating my best friend who I happen to have a crush on. Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:30:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2231 http://textgasm.com/secret/2230 I ve been hating you since you played me Sat, 21 Jul 2012 07:25:51 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2230 http://textgasm.com/secret/2229 Where are you when I need you? Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:09:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2229 http://textgasm.com/secret/2228 I am so tied of being portrayed as the bad guy Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:38:56 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2228 http://textgasm.com/secret/2227 I am currently obsessed with an ex-porn actress/escort and am actively plotting to insert myself in her life. Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:55:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2227 http://textgasm.com/secret/2226 I pooped so big this morning that my butthole hurts 3 hours later. Mon, 11 Jun 2012 10:43:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2226 http://textgasm.com/secret/2225 I give up. I am going back to being neutral. Not a fuck will be given. Tue, 29 May 2012 21:55:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2225 http://textgasm.com/secret/2224 I miss him, even though I am incapable of admitting emotions. Thu, 24 May 2012 20:49:14 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2224 http://textgasm.com/secret/2223 I really want to fuck this guy even though he's a druggie and won't text me back Sun, 20 May 2012 18:32:12 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2223 http://textgasm.com/secret/2222 the person sitting next to me smells so effin' bad that makes me feel like i'm gonna throw up. Sat, 12 May 2012 06:25:50 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2222