http://textgasm.com/ share your secrets in 140 characters or less Sat, 31 Jul 2010 16:16:09 -0400 textgasm RSS engine 1.0 en-us tevan@textgasm.com (Tevan Alexander) http://textgasm.com/secret/1758 I can have an orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. It helps for me to imagine getting titty fucked. I"m trying to orgasm RIGHT NOW! Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:26:12 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1758 http://textgasm.com/secret/1757 I'm overwhelmed with love and tenderness for others, but like that Macy's character in the film Magnolia, I don't know where to put it. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:13:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1757 http://textgasm.com/secret/1756 crowdreal pluckshot mahalo @reputationizer Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:44:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1756 http://textgasm.com/secret/1755 I married the wrong woman. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:07:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1755 http://textgasm.com/secret/1754 I am in love with Melrose from amateurflirts dot com Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:02:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1754 http://textgasm.com/secret/1753 i boned my exes best friend....we like eachother so much Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:25:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1753 http://textgasm.com/secret/1752 i have a penis Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:05:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1752 http://textgasm.com/secret/1751 My drinking, drug taking, disregard for myself & others... All stems from my love of death. Arousal from the very idea. Never happier then Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:03:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1751 http://textgasm.com/secret/1750 Even though I am happy, I feel very alone. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:31:46 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1750 http://textgasm.com/secret/1749 super excited my penis is again in working order. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:04:21 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1749 http://textgasm.com/secret/1748 Rooter is a whiny bitch. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:41:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1748 http://textgasm.com/secret/1747 I love panda pee. Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:41:44 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1747 http://textgasm.com/secret/1746 I hit and run torrents off thepiratebay Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:47:44 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1746 http://textgasm.com/secret/1745 We were best friends in High School but now I just want her to move on and leave me alone. Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:56:20 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1745 http://textgasm.com/secret/1744 I think my new boss is really hot. I wonder how old he is... Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:44:05 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1744 http://textgasm.com/secret/1743 Shit out a bunch of black shit today!...is that normal? Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:13:44 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1743 http://textgasm.com/secret/1742 hmmm testing Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:45:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1742 http://textgasm.com/secret/1741 I go in for a handshake, and you put your hand on my shoulder. Wtf does that mean? I figured hug... Weird, but whatever. But then... Sun, 18 Jul 2010 19:31:17 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1741 http://textgasm.com/secret/1740 I had exactly two (watered down) whiskeys. So what? I made a polite gesture. Churlish prude you are, you whisked me out of the room. Eff you Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:40:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1740 http://textgasm.com/secret/1739 My left side hurts. Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:22:56 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1739 http://textgasm.com/secret/1738 He doesn't like my mother. I'm scared he'll realise how much like her I am, and then he won't like me either. Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:14:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1738 http://textgasm.com/secret/1737 I think I love you. I don't know how to tell you. I'm scared, I don't know how to get the words out of my mouth to say it. I don't know why. Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:46:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1737 http://textgasm.com/secret/1736 a black guy wears a tux to get a vasectomy. the dr. asks why he's dressed up. he replies "if im gon' be impotent, i wanna look impotent!" Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:00:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1736 http://textgasm.com/secret/1735 Fsck. All those women (and men) I could have had over the years... If only I hadn't let my awkwardness get in the way! Being shy don't pay! Sun, 11 Jul 2010 07:58:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1735 http://textgasm.com/secret/1734 Licorice allsorts, spearmint leaves, lemon drops, butterscotch... I'm tired of being told my favorite treats are all old people candy! Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:41:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1734 http://textgasm.com/secret/1733 i still love you dear. :c Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:51:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1733 http://textgasm.com/secret/1732 I still get jealous when I see her in pictures with other guys. Considering the circumstances, I don't know why. Sat, 10 Jul 2010 12:44:22 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1732 http://textgasm.com/secret/1731 I miss Carter Micklem. A lot. Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:41:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1731 http://textgasm.com/secret/1730 We hate you too. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:02:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1730 http://textgasm.com/secret/1729 I hate my friends. They're dicks. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:01:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1729 http://textgasm.com/secret/1728 I could really use a beer right about now. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:00:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1728 http://textgasm.com/secret/1727 you're such an attention seeking cunt and the only 'problems' you have are the ones you make for yourself!! Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:16:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1727 http://textgasm.com/secret/1726 I kinda like a girl on twitter..shes hot,funny,we have tons of stuff in comon and i really wana meet her but i dont know how to tell her Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:15:50 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1726 http://textgasm.com/secret/1725 I love @Vanemar Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:15:21 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1725 http://textgasm.com/secret/1724 I love to color in coloring books in crayon. I'm 48. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:13:50 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1724 http://textgasm.com/secret/1723 9 Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:12:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1723 http://textgasm.com/secret/1722 Bay Area Hair Transplants wwwBermanMDcom Specializing-Follicular Unit Hair Transplantation. Mega Sessions Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:11:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1722 http://textgasm.com/secret/1721 i just don't know anymore Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:09:26 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1721 http://textgasm.com/secret/1720 I say offensive things that i dont really mean just because i think them up and cant control the impulse. is that tourettes? Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:07:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1720 http://textgasm.com/secret/1719 i have no clue where my life is going and that's okay with me Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:06:49 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1719 http://textgasm.com/secret/1718 If I went to prison, I think I'd miss cold beer and pizza the most. That, and not being anally raped. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:05:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1718 http://textgasm.com/secret/1717 I know you know I'm high. I just don't care, and it seems neither do you. Or maybe I'm just that good at hiding it? Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:04:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1717 http://textgasm.com/secret/1716 Every day I sit in front of a window into the most complex, potentially useful invention ever and use it to look at porn. Lol, internet. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:03:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1716 http://textgasm.com/secret/1715 i came in the eggs Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:01:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1715 http://textgasm.com/secret/1714 I HATE raisin bran. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:54:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1714 http://textgasm.com/secret/1713 I get paid to read webcomics and wikis all day at the office. You'd think I'd feel bad about it but I don't. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:53:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1713 http://textgasm.com/secret/1712 I have a sore throat but kissed her anyway... Now she sounds like a black metal vocalist and I can't stop laughng. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:52:10 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1712 http://textgasm.com/secret/1711 Wibble. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:51:12 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1711 http://textgasm.com/secret/1710 sumo wrestlers are actually pretty hot. fat guy grapple ftw! Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:00:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1710 http://textgasm.com/secret/1709 accidentally logged in to the wrong wireless network and surfed for kinky porn for about an hour before noticing. wonder if neighbor knows Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:59:05 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1709 http://textgasm.com/secret/1708 I've got cheating at Monopoly down to a science. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:57:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1708 http://textgasm.com/secret/1707 I was teh one that pooped on the coffee table Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:56:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1707 http://textgasm.com/secret/1706 I bet that psychic octopus tastes pretty nice. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:52:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1706 http://textgasm.com/secret/1705 ive had a hangover for about three weeks now Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:52:17 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1705 http://textgasm.com/secret/1704 Most "Secrets" are actually pretty lame. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:47:51 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1704 http://textgasm.com/secret/1703 The jar of oregano in the back of the kitchen cabinet isn't really oregano... :) Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:47:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1703 http://textgasm.com/secret/1702 I don't have a job and don't really care all that much. Screw work. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:45:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1702 http://textgasm.com/secret/1701 I hate ketchup. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:40:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1701 http://textgasm.com/secret/1700 I tell people that I'm religious when really the idea makes me physically ill. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:40:05 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1700 http://textgasm.com/secret/1699 I'm a bitch sometimes! Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:39:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1699 http://textgasm.com/secret/1698 Digg sucks. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:38:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1698 http://textgasm.com/secret/1697 I whack off in the office bathroom. Frequently. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:38:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1697 http://textgasm.com/secret/1696 I don't know who I am. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:37:28 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1696 http://textgasm.com/secret/1695 Once per hour is not enough. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:36:49 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1695 http://textgasm.com/secret/1694 Is monty python supposed to be funny? I don't get it. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:35:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1694 http://textgasm.com/secret/1693 Twitter kinda sucks. I hate it. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:35:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1693 http://textgasm.com/secret/1692 I post fake secrets just to see what sort of reaction I get. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:34:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1692 http://textgasm.com/secret/1691 I'm boring. That is all. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 09:56:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1691 http://textgasm.com/secret/1690 You're a effing idiot. If you think stealing my rum will keep m from drinking.. Hell, I'll just do some heroin. Or kill someting for the Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:28:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1690 http://textgasm.com/secret/1689 Is it wrong that I'm 16, she's 20 and I really like her? I want a relationship with her more than I want to have sex with her. Mon, 05 Jul 2010 21:46:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1689 http://textgasm.com/secret/1688 I am surprised at the ease with which I am able to quote christian scripture, easier even then they themselves, just to survive here. Mon, 05 Jul 2010 20:54:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1688 http://textgasm.com/secret/1687 behind my glasses and quiet nature i am one hellova freak Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:07:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1687 http://textgasm.com/secret/1686 A girl that I used to know just said she was almost raped by the guy she defended when he almost raped me. I have never been happier. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:43:23 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1686 http://textgasm.com/secret/1685 I had three fingers in my ass today, and then I shit into someone else's hand. I came harder than I have cum before. Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:24:09 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1685 http://textgasm.com/secret/1684 I forgive you, Pa. I know the house I grew up in was payed off in drug sales. I forgive you for never being there with me. I understand. Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:14:28 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1684 http://textgasm.com/secret/1683 Really think about it: why are you attention seeking? And no, "That's just the way I am" isn't a good answer. At all. I thought I knew you. Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:19:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1683 http://textgasm.com/secret/1682 he beated me and I'm still with him because he won't let me go I'm miserable inside because he only cares about himself Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:34:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1682 http://textgasm.com/secret/1681 Best gift Momma ever gave me was discipline. Momma used to whip my ass with the belt. Now my girl does. Thanks for the baggage, Momma! Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:33:22 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1681 http://textgasm.com/secret/1680 Your cooking always sucked. Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:32:44 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1680 http://textgasm.com/secret/1679 baby we were written in the stars, met to be, as long as the sun shines and the moon rises we will be together Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:32:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1679 http://textgasm.com/secret/1678 I stay home full time with our kids. I don't want to go back to work even after they go to school so I think about just having more kids Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:32:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1678 http://textgasm.com/secret/1677 Sometimes I think of leaving my wife, my job and everything else I know behind, and moving to some third world country to see where it leads Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:27:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1677 http://textgasm.com/secret/1676 I want to believe Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:26:21 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1676 http://textgasm.com/secret/1675 I have a huge crush on my therapist. She is a lesbian. I am not. This makes me wonder. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:25:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1675 http://textgasm.com/secret/1674 I'm about to cry because I'm not going to get an apartment. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:25:09 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1674 http://textgasm.com/secret/1673 I want to believe I have no tanlines. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:23:18 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1673 http://textgasm.com/secret/1672 I think about punching most people in the face while talking to them. Even my Mom. She'd get it twice. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:21:36 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1672 http://textgasm.com/secret/1671 I made a sex tape with my sister-in-law and posted it on the internet. I still watch it and get off to it on the reg. She still doesn't know Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:20:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1671 http://textgasm.com/secret/1670 I'm pretty sure the booze is starting to impact my memory. Always walking into a room only to forget why... Hey, where am I? Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:20:23 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1670 http://textgasm.com/secret/1669 I tell you all that I care. I don't. I don't feel anymore. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:19:16 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1669 http://textgasm.com/secret/1668 I HATE twitter, yet I can't stop using it... It's a lot like crack. Crack you can get drunk and embarrass yourself in front of millions with Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:18:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1668 http://textgasm.com/secret/1667 I once swallowed a live fish. It was good. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:05:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1667 http://textgasm.com/secret/1666 I'm terrible at keeping secrets. Don't tell me any. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:05:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1666 http://textgasm.com/secret/1665 I feel that every interesting girl I meet thinks 'he is the right guy in the wrong body'. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:04:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1665 http://textgasm.com/secret/1664 i want to test the theory of herd mentality by standing at a crowded crosswalk and head fake just as a bus is coming by to see what happens Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:03:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1664 http://textgasm.com/secret/1663 i am cheating on my boyfriend with my ex boyfriend. we have sex many, many times per week. i now have two boyfriends. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:02:26 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1663 http://textgasm.com/secret/1662 I am completely tired of griefers and their fellow-travelers but can't bring myself to challenge them openly Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:01:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1662 http://textgasm.com/secret/1661 whenever I'm riding fast on a bicycle the theme from "airwolf is on a continuous loop in my head Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:00:18 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1661 http://textgasm.com/secret/1660 My wife cheated on me and I told her that I forgave her, but I haven't. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:59:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1660 http://textgasm.com/secret/1659 I saw someone leave their cellphone on the bus and i didn't say anything. I just felt bad and hoped someone else would get it back to them. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:58:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1659