http://textgasm.com/ share your secrets in 140 characters or less Thu, 17 May 2012 10:11:50 -0400 textgasm RSS engine 1.0 en-us tevan@textgasm.com (Tevan Alexander) http://textgasm.com/secret/2222 the person sitting next to me smells so effin' bad that makes me feel like i'm gonna throw up. Sat, 12 May 2012 06:25:50 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2222 http://textgasm.com/secret/2221 I Wanna Unfriend You And Unfollow You Because You're Inmature. I Like You But I Don't Like You Anymore. Materialistic Pig! Wed, 02 May 2012 19:31:30 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2221 http://textgasm.com/secret/2220 I'm jerking off to all the photos I find on Facebook. Yes, even family members. LIFE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, BITCHES. Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:30:57 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2220 http://textgasm.com/secret/2219 You're my brother. I love you. I want you to prosper. But never again will I help you at my own expense. I look like a complete ass now. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:04:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2219 http://textgasm.com/secret/2218 I like to imagine all the posts on this site are from the same person. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:17:30 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2218 http://textgasm.com/secret/2217 I jerk off in public restrooms, then gather my cum and put it on things lots of people will touch. You've probably touched it. Many times. Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:56:46 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2217 http://textgasm.com/secret/2216 I have a smaller than average penis. And it bugs me too much. I don't try to compensate. In fact, I don't try at all. Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:07:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2216 http://textgasm.com/secret/2215 me and the guy i dated for 2 and 1/2 months, i fell in love with him and now i broken up with him and ive been cutting myself ever since.... Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:14:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2215 http://textgasm.com/secret/2214 You're pissed I got angry last week. But I've been putting up with you screaming at me for too long and not said a word. Go fuck yourself. Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:27:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2214 http://textgasm.com/secret/2213 I feel worse for the starving homeless animal commercials than the starving homeless children commercials. Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:53:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2213 http://textgasm.com/secret/2212 Niggers Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:01:07 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2212 http://textgasm.com/secret/2211 Coyote, you have blessed me with an abundance of scavenged wealth. You have answered me. Thank you. I, your prophet, praise you. We rise. Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:40:26 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2211 http://textgasm.com/secret/2210 I had sex with my sister and enjoyed it Sat, 07 Apr 2012 21:21:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2210 http://textgasm.com/secret/2209 i am secretly in love with my cousin who is married and with a kid. Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:09:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2209 http://textgasm.com/secret/2208 ,.,kjbhvgcxrty Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:50:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2208 http://textgasm.com/secret/2207 After having been forgoten on my birthday I have no problem saying I'm not sure I really care to grow old with these people. Mon, 26 Mar 2012 02:05:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2207 http://textgasm.com/secret/2206 If life was a movie, I'd be the girl sobbing in my room with a broken heart. Sun, 25 Mar 2012 06:02:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2206 http://textgasm.com/secret/2205 I have a huge crush on my tattoo artist. I would gladly do him just to get it out of my system. ; ) Fri, 23 Mar 2012 01:05:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2205 http://textgasm.com/secret/2204 I'm a saudi atheist, who careing me Thu, 22 Mar 2012 02:37:12 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2204 http://textgasm.com/secret/2203 Watch LesMiserables! Its seriously the best show ever! Comment if ya' agree! Look Down. Dont look em in the eye. Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:37:56 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2203 http://textgasm.com/secret/2202 I unfriended you nearly three years ago. I have not regretted it once! You were poison to my life. Fri, 02 Mar 2012 11:08:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2202 http://textgasm.com/secret/2201 I miss my boys so much it hurts. I just want the nights back where we used to kick it. Nothing is ever going to be the same again. : ( Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:35:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2201 http://textgasm.com/secret/2200 Be nice to retail people. I apologized, was prepared to comp you TONS of free software. Until you lost your cool. Then I wrote you off. Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:22:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2200 http://textgasm.com/secret/2199 I enjoy calling bitches cunts anonymously Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:19:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2199 http://textgasm.com/secret/2198 i'm a female that secretly in love with my female boss! not to mention my boss is also my friend's sister! #nevergonnahappen Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:46:49 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2198 http://textgasm.com/secret/2197 Im going on a rape spree tonight Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:35:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2197 http://textgasm.com/secret/2196 @hoodiesnheels does you boyfriend in wenatchee know that you were flirting with a married acura salesman and asked him to come 2 wenatchee Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:41:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2196 http://textgasm.com/secret/2195 After we broke up I found out he was cheating on me for 2weeks, and now the next time I see him Im gonna RIP THAT MUTHERFUCKER APART!!!! Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:13:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2195 http://textgasm.com/secret/2194 I had sex with a goat while at the same time i was jerking off another man as he was licking the goats ass hole. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:37:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2194 http://textgasm.com/secret/2193 I love fucking dead bodies Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:50:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2193 http://textgasm.com/secret/2192 I have just killed my neighbor and fucked the corpse Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:50:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2192 http://textgasm.com/secret/2191 I Have had sex with a horse, donkey, a dog, and a cat. Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:38:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2191 http://textgasm.com/secret/2190 My wife died and I'm terrified that I will never again find someone that I will love as much as her. I don't want to be alone forever. Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:57:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2190 http://textgasm.com/secret/2189 i love you Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:56:17 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2189 http://textgasm.com/secret/2188 I love to suck dick. And I'm a guy. I aint even mad. Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:16:16 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2188 http://textgasm.com/secret/2187 I am Anonymous Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:05:54 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2187 http://textgasm.com/secret/2186 i'm unbelievably insecure about everything...and i'm only 13. Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:26:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2186 http://textgasm.com/secret/2185 i'm really scared the i'll fail my freshman year Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:17:14 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2185 http://textgasm.com/secret/2184 I use antiaging products...I'm only 16. Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:07:09 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2184 http://textgasm.com/secret/2183 I'm a FtM transgender who is pansexual borderlining asexual. And I have Dissociate Identity "Disorder". So that's just one person in my head Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:54:21 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2183 http://textgasm.com/secret/2182 i drink far too much. i left my paper too late and i might nt pass the year. i think i've fallen for a total douchebag who doesn't care. hm. Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:22:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2182 http://textgasm.com/secret/2181 I look like wimpy kid. But I'm a black belt in TAEKWONDO I can seriously beat you! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:12:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2181 http://textgasm.com/secret/2180 He Broke up with me 3 weeks ago. Ive cried everyday since. Ive never felt like this before. Im drowning and dont wqnt ro be saved :( Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:11:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2180 http://textgasm.com/secret/2179 He broke up with me cuz he thinks I dont love him. truth is I love him so much it kinda scares me. Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:06:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2179 http://textgasm.com/secret/2178 I could have probably done something more productive with my life, but I drink too much. I think I've had more fun than most people though. Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:44:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2178 http://textgasm.com/secret/2177 The person I love is an emotionally sheltered, selfish D-bag but I can't shake myself of him. Help! Sun, 22 Jan 2012 20:30:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2177 http://textgasm.com/secret/2176 I want to see a prostitute... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:37:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2176 http://textgasm.com/secret/2175 Comment if you are lookin for a 19 year old sexy teen to fuck. Im so available and horny. I just want a nice cock to suck and stick in pussy Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:27:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2175 http://textgasm.com/secret/2174 I have a serious medical problem. I'm can take time off for it. I often abuse it. Self-pity? I feel I'm owed this. But I often feel guilty. Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:20:37 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2174 http://textgasm.com/secret/2173 I'm going to have my ONS this Friday night! =D Wed, 04 Jan 2012 11:14:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2173 http://textgasm.com/secret/2172 i bet you no one will comment or rate this until january the 5th. Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:18:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2172 http://textgasm.com/secret/2171 i have a mole on my vagina. just thought you should know. Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:10:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2171 http://textgasm.com/secret/2170 i kissed a boy on the lips in preschool. i didnt know any better. mmm ;) Thu, 29 Dec 2011 02:37:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2170 http://textgasm.com/secret/2169 eating mangosteen for snacks. Mon, 26 Dec 2011 01:54:26 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2169 http://textgasm.com/secret/2168 I'm turning 20, my boyfriend turning 16. No sex. Its totally mutual and he did the pursuing. I now find it hard to see my life without him. Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:51:42 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2168 http://textgasm.com/secret/2167 I'm in love with the bot I sit next to in calculus, even though he's an idiot. Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:44:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2167 http://textgasm.com/secret/2166 I was cheated on by the love of my life, he doesnt know I feel this strongly for him. I want to die sometimes just to be with him in my mind Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:29:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2166 http://textgasm.com/secret/2165 3 kids, and 9 years together. I'm starting to accept the fact he won't pop the question, yet it makes me question, "wtf is wrong with me?" Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:09:49 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2165 http://textgasm.com/secret/2164 Secret #2,163 was written by a pussy. Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:51:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2164 http://textgasm.com/secret/2163 u ruined a huge part of me. it's been almost a year and i'm wondering how you really are behind those overly enthusiastic facebook posts. Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:05:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2163 http://textgasm.com/secret/2162 I've no idea y u don't want 2 b my friend anymore.U stood me up on my wedding day. Thnx 4 having our friend & ur fiance break the news. Sun, 11 Dec 2011 19:06:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2162 http://textgasm.com/secret/2161 I'm 19, female and currently in a relationship with a guy. Yet, I'm in love with a girl. Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:54:51 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2161 http://textgasm.com/secret/2160 I miss you. I hate that you never send any messages anymore. I need to know that you're well! Wed, 07 Dec 2011 07:10:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2160 http://textgasm.com/secret/2159 Im in love with my best friend who is already taken. He's amazing to me and she treats him so wrong. I wish I could show him what i could do Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:24:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2159 http://textgasm.com/secret/2158 Stay with this guys, you're helping a lot of ppeloe. Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:41:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2158 http://textgasm.com/secret/2157 my best is doggy style Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:07:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2157 http://textgasm.com/secret/2156 I cut my self. Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:03:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2156 http://textgasm.com/secret/2155 i am selfish Sun, 27 Nov 2011 14:35:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2155 http://textgasm.com/secret/2154 Oovoo me for fun pitstop_ Mon, 21 Nov 2011 23:38:35 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2154 http://textgasm.com/secret/2153 He's going to propose to me before Christmas, we've been picking out a ring. I can't tell anyone until the ring's on and it's torture! Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:30:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2153 http://textgasm.com/secret/2152 I am confused about everything going on right now I don't know where I stand :( Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:03:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2152 http://textgasm.com/secret/2151 I work 50 hrs a week x2 that's 100 hrs for $6.25 an hr way below minimum wage no tips included that's bullshit and Abuse Tue, 08 Nov 2011 19:28:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2151 http://textgasm.com/secret/2150 I feel overwhelmed but I will over come this i stronger than this. Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:39:07 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2150 http://textgasm.com/secret/2149 It kills me a little more each day that he doesn't talk to me. Stupid Erie PA boys should learn to either be in your life or stay out!! Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:12:08 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2149 http://textgasm.com/secret/2148 I'm having serious thoughts about killing my mother. Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:46:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2148 http://textgasm.com/secret/2147 i have an erection while doing my soil mechanics assignment Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:04:21 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2147 http://textgasm.com/secret/2146 I dont like people Sat, 05 Nov 2011 10:47:58 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2146 http://textgasm.com/secret/2145 @hellomellotello hohoho Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:41:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2145 http://textgasm.com/secret/2144 @Vroyalty fuck u and ur stupid ghandi Hindu friend who u talk so much shit bout. U talk shit bout all ur friends u aint got no friends Wed, 26 Oct 2011 22:10:23 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2144 http://textgasm.com/secret/2143 Since I slept with my close friend all I can think about is how amazing he is in bed. I hope to get together again soon! Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:36:50 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2143 http://textgasm.com/secret/2142 I fancy the same guy as my best friend. Even though he finds me hot, we've decided not to b more than friends which makes me sad =( Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:40:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2142 http://textgasm.com/secret/2141 I was raped for 20 years of my life and the man who did it died three weeks ago. The words to tell someone can't escape my lips. Mon, 24 Oct 2011 02:11:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2141 http://textgasm.com/secret/2140 I'm 19, a virgin, currently in a relationship that I'm pretty sure is going to fail within the next week or so. All I want is to be loved :( Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:24:07 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2140 http://textgasm.com/secret/2139 I love to suck cock & I especially love to eat cum. My boyfriend doesn't oral sex at all. No fair!Most guys would killto have me suck them. Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:35:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2139 http://textgasm.com/secret/2138 LOL Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:37:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2138 http://textgasm.com/secret/2137 I'm so angry at my girlfriend. Every time I hang out with my other friends, she gets bitchy & jealous. I don't want to lose her but I might. Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:44:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2137 http://textgasm.com/secret/2136 I'm 15 and i have a baby daughter, i was lefted by my ex and i keep telling that i'm a virgin.. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 03:38:52 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2136 http://textgasm.com/secret/2135 I wish I was Diane Linkletter she had everything Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:49:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2135 http://textgasm.com/secret/2134 I resent my husband for wanting me to change my name. I did it, and I wish I hadn't. That's not me, and it's a HUGE FUCKING HASSLE. Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:43:36 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2134 http://textgasm.com/secret/2133 Just when I think things are looking up they turn out to be bad real bad :| Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:59:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2133 http://textgasm.com/secret/2132 My spleen is enlarged and I've had flu that won't go away. My doctor tonight will tell me I have Leukemia. I have two children. And a wife Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:42:18 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2132 http://textgasm.com/secret/2131 I think I'm going to #OccupyThePool at my hotel! That'll teach em' Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:01:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2131 http://textgasm.com/secret/2130 Please hear me out all I want it to see better days and for this bad luck to go away! Mon, 03 Oct 2011 08:00:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2130 http://textgasm.com/secret/2129 I am 25, virginal and tell people that I dont want to ever have kids... but its really that i dont think ill find someone who wants me. Thu, 29 Sep 2011 07:10:35 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2129 http://textgasm.com/secret/2128 I'm becoming restless and I need to get away from this crappy environment called retail it sucks. Wed, 21 Sep 2011 23:13:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2128 http://textgasm.com/secret/2127 Everything is so stressful I'm afraid I will start doing drugs again to hide me from reality Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:08:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2127 http://textgasm.com/secret/2126 I want a new job I hate my current job Sun, 18 Sep 2011 03:04:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2126 http://textgasm.com/secret/2125 Fuck GAYS especially dykes Fri, 16 Sep 2011 22:41:12 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2125 http://textgasm.com/secret/2124 i'm drowing in work & haven't been happy in weeks. Hugs are the only thing that makes me feel better and I don't get enough to give me hope. Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:56:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2124 http://textgasm.com/secret/2123 Can my luck just get any worse?...seriously! Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:34:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/2123