http://textgasm.com/ share your secrets in 140 characters or less Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:30:37 -0400 textgasm RSS engine 1.0 en-us tevan@textgasm.com (Tevan Alexander) http://textgasm.com/secret/1420 My name is sammie seduction I have a confession to make I was born a hermaphradite! I hate myself that's why I act like I don't care! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:56:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1420 http://textgasm.com/secret/1419 I felt ugly, dumb, useless and stupid but still I pretend that I don't know that because I want them to know that I do not know that. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:14:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1419 http://textgasm.com/secret/1418 I should have kissed you when you asked me to today. I'm sorry. I miss you. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:46:10 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1418 http://textgasm.com/secret/1417 The photocopy of balls you folks inadvertantly found on the photocopier. They were MINE. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:21:44 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1417 http://textgasm.com/secret/1416 am married man but dream of being spitroasted by two men Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:35:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1416 http://textgasm.com/secret/1415 When will you realise i want you?If she doesnt shes crazy but i do.youll read this but will you do anything about it?If not i'll move on. Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:24:18 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1415 http://textgasm.com/secret/1414 I'm bored with life! Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:44:19 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1414 http://textgasm.com/secret/1413 manat Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:14:14 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1413 http://textgasm.com/secret/1412 I'm happiest when I'm miserable. I constantly sabotage myself unconsciously and I don't know why. just seems that i set myself up for pain Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:52:09 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1412 http://textgasm.com/secret/1411 I get called a slut. It's only because I'm lonely, scared, cold and need to feel loved. Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:02:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1411 http://textgasm.com/secret/1410 Im happiest when I'm miserable. I constantly sabotage myself unconsciously and I don't know why. Just seems that I set myself up for pain... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:39:09 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1410 http://textgasm.com/secret/1409 I want to kiss him again.... even though he has a girlfriend. Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:38:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1409 http://textgasm.com/secret/1408 My fantasies involve rough sex and verbal degradation. My partner's not into it. I get it, but just once I'd like him to... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:13:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1408 http://textgasm.com/secret/1407 I like to fuck with my dad... =/ im female.. 18years old Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:50:37 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1407 http://textgasm.com/secret/1406 abc Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:41:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1406 http://textgasm.com/secret/1405 *sighs* She broke my heart twice, lied to me, then childishly cut contact with me, without even talking things out. What I need is closure. Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:34:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1405 http://textgasm.com/secret/1404 My wife is hot but we haven't had sex in two months, mainly because I enjoy looking at porn. I'm not even sure she can turn me on anymore. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:40:07 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1404 http://textgasm.com/secret/1403 My friend got me wasted on purpose so he could fuck me but I was too wasted I passed out he was pissed when all his friends walked in Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:28:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1403 http://textgasm.com/secret/1402 I am scared of dying alone. I am terrified of becoming someone who I don't like. I am scared I am not good enough for someone to love me. Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:28:38 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1402 http://textgasm.com/secret/1401 please come back. i miss you. we can make this work. Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:20:20 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1401 http://textgasm.com/secret/1400 i cant believe we were close and even had sex once.now you're nothing but a stranger in the hallway and it hurts me every day.god i miss you Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:28:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1399 You will get all that you deserve which is lonely, lonely misery. Enjoy! Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:48:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1399 http://textgasm.com/secret/1398 I would run away with you if I could. But I'm marrying someone else. It was simply bad timing with us... Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:12:16 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1398 http://textgasm.com/secret/1397 I would run away with you if I could. But I'm marrying someone else. It was simply bad timing with us... Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:12:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1397 http://textgasm.com/secret/1396 today i had sex with my bestfriend's wife, and then afterwards sex with her best female friend. Neither know about the other Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:24:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1396 http://textgasm.com/secret/1395 We're both taken,not allowed to talk,and u've hurt me a lot,but I still love u and wish I could at least say hi. I miss you so much Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:36:33 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1395 http://textgasm.com/secret/1394 He was such a jerk this morning! It made someone else look all-the-better!! Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:35:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1394 http://textgasm.com/secret/1393 dfdsfdsfg Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:33:18 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1393 http://textgasm.com/secret/1392 i really really need to burn my mac Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:00:49 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1392 http://textgasm.com/secret/1391 I don't want you... but I don't want anyone else to have you. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:31:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1391 http://textgasm.com/secret/1390 I keep lying to you and making up stories so you'll stay around, but I know before long you'll figure it all out and leave me high and dry. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:23:36 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1390 http://textgasm.com/secret/1389 I know the only way i'll find out what you want is if i back off. But i can't do it, i'm afraid you won't come back Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:04:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1389 http://textgasm.com/secret/1388 You may not love me, but damn it, you are going to remember me. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:05:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1388 http://textgasm.com/secret/1387 I'd cry myself to sleep but have had far too much coffee for it. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:55:07 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1387 http://textgasm.com/secret/1386 I want my boyfriend to pretend to rape me. In my fantasy, he brings a few friends to participate. ... but he's too nice & too gentle. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:32:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1386 http://textgasm.com/secret/1385 If it weren't for Internet porn and masturbation, I'd have almost no sex life. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:14:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1385 http://textgasm.com/secret/1384 Me he dado cuenta de todo, la snaping pulsera, la risa (a mi costa), y el contacto visual. ¿Puedes parar? Demasiado tarde para esta vida. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:02:38 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1384 http://textgasm.com/secret/1383 i really love cute things Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:15:38 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1383 http://textgasm.com/secret/1382 I want to make out with a girl. I'm 30-something woman who has never so much as kissed another woman. I daydream about this a lot. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:10:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1382 http://textgasm.com/secret/1381 text back motherfucker!! Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:41:20 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1381 http://textgasm.com/secret/1380 Buried a bed frame, the door off an old oven and more then a few beer cans in my back yard. Why? To piss off metal detectors from the future Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:26:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1380 http://textgasm.com/secret/1379 I love watching women sneeze. It turns me on Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:22:11 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1379 http://textgasm.com/secret/1378 the most beautiful summer, a fairytale. i got close to that boy, and had a laugh with my girl. its all over, but the memories are sweet :) Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:05:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1378 http://textgasm.com/secret/1377 THAT knock at my door. My heart soared. I ran to get it, was only a salesman. Instantly regretted it. When will you come back to me? Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:46:09 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1377 http://textgasm.com/secret/1376 @victoriaroyalty I know 3 of ur ex's I also met 1s new girl funny her ass left her phone layin around so I called u but u didn't pick up Mon, 15 Feb 2010 04:33:20 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1376 http://textgasm.com/secret/1375 I miss you, best friend. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:34:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1375 http://textgasm.com/secret/1374 My god has abandoned me. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:37:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1374 http://textgasm.com/secret/1373 Everyone jokes and calls me a lesbian, but what they don't know is that it's true. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 02:29:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1373 http://textgasm.com/secret/1372 For the pussies of Twitter Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:40:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1372 http://textgasm.com/secret/1371 Shit I'm fucken screwed Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:45:04 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1371 http://textgasm.com/secret/1370 Sexytime Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:47:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1370 http://textgasm.com/secret/1369 I absolutely love the taste of my own flem. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:11:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1369 http://textgasm.com/secret/1368 I'm enjoying myself now, but I do still think about you now and then. I do miss you but this is all for the best. Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:06:03 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1368 http://textgasm.com/secret/1367 I go to sleep early just so i can dream of you, because i'll never get to have you in reality. Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:52:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1367 http://textgasm.com/secret/1366 @victoriaroyalty hey ur French sucks u don't impress anyone ok! I also know how manipulative u r u dick sucking slut ur so evil Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:01:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1366 http://textgasm.com/secret/1365 How do i let someone know i have feelings for them when we have never met? i dont know how they will react Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:28:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1365 http://textgasm.com/secret/1364 The muscles in my arms are from jacking off. Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:07:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1364 http://textgasm.com/secret/1363 @victoriaroyalty no man wants u because ur a psycho obssesive bitch ur sick get help you disgust the shit out of me and ur such a loser Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:21:13 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1363 http://textgasm.com/secret/1362 I hate black people they're so lazy and they think the world owes them everything! I would never date a black person either it's just gross! Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:45:28 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1362 http://textgasm.com/secret/1361 The next time his dog shits on my lawn, I'm going to call the police and tell them it bit me to get it euthanized. Hear that, gramps? Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:52:39 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1361 http://textgasm.com/secret/1360 i just fucked my girlfriend's best friend. w00t! Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:53:30 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1360 http://textgasm.com/secret/1359 @mostlylisa wow!!!!! You are a cold freak: drp.ly/mtvel Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:10:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1359 http://textgasm.com/secret/1358 @victoriaroyalty I think u r a poor excuse of a human ur lower than all life forms...btw ur da worse at giving head! Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:21:29 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1358 http://textgasm.com/secret/1357 I was caught masturbating to National Geographic the other day. The rest of THAT dental visit was awkward, to say the least. Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:19:32 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1357 http://textgasm.com/secret/1356 In June, I'll be 29 - the secret I've never shared is I've never been kissed. Never had sex, no dates or even held hands. Feel like a freak Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:02:45 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1356 http://textgasm.com/secret/1355 i sometimes enjoy watching my dog hump teddy bears...especially when she makes little grunting noises Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:24:52 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1355 http://textgasm.com/secret/1354 Found granddad's gay porn once. At that one moment I was so scared and felt so good (acceptance, you pervs) that I'm sure that's what did it Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:23:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1354 http://textgasm.com/secret/1353 I am so hurt by the way you treated me when he came along. I thought you were a true and real friend. But you shit on me. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:36:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1353 http://textgasm.com/secret/1352 jaren..after all these months i cant stop liking you..since i first saw you i couldn't wait to see you again..but in 4 months never again :( Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:41:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1352 http://textgasm.com/secret/1351 your boyfriend used to jack off to me. why do you think i was always uncomfortable around him? really does it all make sense now? Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:50:51 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1351 http://textgasm.com/secret/1350 I don't want any sort of meaningful relationship right now, I just want to fuck around! I have quite a few options. But I'm a girl so can't. Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:48:31 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1350 http://textgasm.com/secret/1349 Today, I dug up an old pet, cleaned his bones and mounted them just to have somebody to talk to. Then I posted about it on the Internet. Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:02:48 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1349 http://textgasm.com/secret/1348 #Thoughtsonthetoilet this shit feels good and it smells even better Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:17:00 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1348 http://textgasm.com/secret/1347 You are a cold-hearted liar ex-whore, but I know it is because you are nuts. Get help. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:32:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1347 http://textgasm.com/secret/1346 I thought I drank because I was lonely. Now I realize I was lonely because I was always drunk and couldn't drive to go see my friends. Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:23:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1346 http://textgasm.com/secret/1345 I hate my partners because I've already paid my dues. Ive already adapted to them, yet they dont seem to care 4 me. I just want a good lay. Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:35:15 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1345 http://textgasm.com/secret/1344 i want to fuck my uncle. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:37:02 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1344 http://textgasm.com/secret/1343 I was fucking his friend for a year before my ex and I broke up. My ex still doesn't know Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:01:15 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1343 http://textgasm.com/secret/1342 I'm a fuckup. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:48:22 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1342 http://textgasm.com/secret/1341 im jellous of my sisters there all prettier then me, i hate them for it even thou i know its not there falt, i feel ugly around them Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:22:10 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1341 http://textgasm.com/secret/1340 i love cat food Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:11:34 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1340 http://textgasm.com/secret/1339 I still fucking miss sex with other women. I love my boyfriend, but I really want to fuck a girl again. Just once. Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:38:27 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1339 http://textgasm.com/secret/1338 i fucked him and he was better than you. i feel everything for him and nothing for you. Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:52:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1338 http://textgasm.com/secret/1337 I find robots extremely sexy. Not sure why. I'd choose an Apple II over a supermodel any day, though. Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:03:41 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1337 http://textgasm.com/secret/1336 i think your so amazing already!!! :D Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:33:25 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1336 http://textgasm.com/secret/1335 I have no reason not to trust him, but I have the hugest fear of my boyfriend cheating. He's leaving for Seattle for a month without me soon Sat, 16 Jan 2010 10:55:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1335 http://textgasm.com/secret/1334 I had so little raising in my youth that I may as well been a feral child. To say I'm resentful is an understatement. Reproduction is a sin. Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:09:15 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1334 http://textgasm.com/secret/1333 Once it becomes clear they can do the job, I pick the one I would most like to fuck. I wonder if she notices me looking at her tits. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:01:59 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1333 http://textgasm.com/secret/1332 I saw the pic that everyone said looked like you were poopin'. They were right. Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:01:43 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1332 http://textgasm.com/secret/1331 god i miss you. you are gorgeous and i want you. i hope you want me too. Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:09:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1331 http://textgasm.com/secret/1330 PAHAHAHAHA! Shut the fuck up dumbarse... Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:34:56 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1330 http://textgasm.com/secret/1329 this natalie robe person seems to be famouse on here! if you dont like them then dont talk about them. i dont understand why uou would keep Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:32:47 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1329 http://textgasm.com/secret/1328 I often wonder if these will end up in a coffee table book, some day. Also; will I get any credit? Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:37:24 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1328 http://textgasm.com/secret/1327 Holy shit! Natalie Robe does wear alot of makeup. She's fugly. Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:41:53 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1327 http://textgasm.com/secret/1326 i miss you like crazy, tyler. and even though you pushed me away, i know you still think about every single minute of when we were together. Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:08:06 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1326 http://textgasm.com/secret/1325 I'm in love with a boy who doesn't know I exist :( Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:19:40 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1325 http://textgasm.com/secret/1324 My ex-mother-in-law secretly blames me for the break up. Can't wait till she finds out that her son is actually gay. Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:14:01 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1324 http://textgasm.com/secret/1323 life without you is really great Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:41:55 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1323 http://textgasm.com/secret/1322 Today, the Cookie Monster taught me that whiskey is a sometimes food. Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:14:36 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1322 http://textgasm.com/secret/1321 I like you more than you know. The real reason I avoid sleeping with you is because I have warts Sat, 09 Jan 2010 22:13:23 -0400 http://textgasm.com/secret/1321