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One bad card after another. A man can only bare so much. I'm tired. My co-workers, friends and fiance can probably tell. I've given up.

secret #2,333

rating: 2.2/5 (109 votes cast)

Is it weird that I fantasize about having sex with a friends dad? Or about a three some with hot old college guys? e.e the temptations.....

secret #2,332

rating: 2.1/5 (112 votes cast)

I am Death, destroyer of worlds. I am what you fear in the night. I'm sorry. I cannot change.

secret #2,331

rating: 2.1/5 (106 votes cast)

I just bought a Fleshlight and it's fucking fantastic!

secret #2,330

rating: 2.2/5 (106 votes cast)

Snitch. I ask a favor after, you grant. But when I try to repay you, know you guilty, refuse the kindness from guilt. You fucked up. FUCKED.

secret #2,329

rating: 2.0/5 (102 votes cast)

Fuck you Sydney Corcoran you always talk shit always was a hater and since your fake injury you love all the sympathy you can get fuck you!

secret #2,328

rating: 2.1/5 (104 votes cast)

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secret #2,327

rating: 1.9/5 (91 votes cast)

I'm selfish & play with lots of folks whove got similar kinks. I often get no equal response. I do not feel bad about dropping you (1/2)

You're an ungrateful cunt I introduced you to the man you married and you didn't invite me to the wedding?!! I hope your marriage FAILS!

secret #2,326

rating: 2.2/5 (107 votes cast)

If Brad Pitt was gay and Tom Cruise was gay would I still be a woman?

secret #2,325

rating: 1.8/5 (94 votes cast)

I wish that I was pretty. Then she'd love me as much I love her.

secret #2,324

rating: 2.1/5 (98 votes cast)

Thank you, nice man at the liquor store who gave me 3 bucks to cover my cost when my card was declined. I was going to rob the place.

secret #2,323

rating: 2.1/5 (95 votes cast)

Nice to get over someone. Realize they're emotionally abusive, lying assholes. He ain't get no love from me no 'mo. Let him figure it out.

secret #2,322

rating: 2.0/5 (97 votes cast)

Everytime i dream how i can increase my followers?

secret #2,321

rating: 1.9/5 (85 votes cast)

I really wanna smoke a blunt right now, but I feel like if my family ever found out they'd hate me.. Is smoking that bad?

secret #2,320

rating: 2.0/5 (86 votes cast)

Everytime I read your douche bag comments on twitter it just makes me smile.Now I will never read them again since you're in jail for life.

secret #2,319

rating: 1.8/5 (78 votes cast)

I'm only friends with you out of pity.

secret #2,318

rating: 2.0/5 (86 votes cast)

I think dzhokhar tsarnaev is sooo sexy!! I don't care what anyone thinks!

secret #2,317

rating: 1.8/5 (81 votes cast)

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secret #2,316

rating: 2.0/5 (86 votes cast)

I miss my ex so much but he's happy with another girl

After observing male behavior, I know closeness like an arm around the back signifies non-sexual closeness as friends. Yet, as a bi, (Cont)

secret #2,315

rating: 1.7/5 (79 votes cast)

Am in love with a porn star called sindee jennings. The fact that am talking about her turns me on. Aww i should masturbate

secret #2,314

rating: 1.9/5 (82 votes cast)

secret #2,313

rating: 1.8/5 (83 votes cast)

hola estoy aburridisima

I'm not gay. The idea of gay sex grosses me out. But alone, I can't stop singing stupid songs about me having gay sex and laughing at them.

secret #2,312

rating: 1.8/5 (85 votes cast)

Keymera, chupa rola.

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secret #2,311

rating: 1.9/5 (86 votes cast)

I wish I could tell you I don't hate you but we can't talk because we'd probably start fighting again. I hope you're well. I really do.

secret #2,310

rating: 2.1/5 (85 votes cast)

I am a plumber for hire. I'll doctor any electronic communication or assassinate anyone you ask. Follow my trail, offer me a job, I'll do it

secret #2,309

rating: 2.0/5 (89 votes cast)

I Like This Chick â�� @HaleyHherrick She Is Soooooo Damn Hot !!! And She Goes To My School...

secret #2,308

rating: 2.0/5 (84 votes cast)

I like this weird girl she likes to glue shit on her face write on herself she doesn't wear a bra her tits are huge but I'm a straight girl!

secret #2,307

rating: 2.0/5 (84 votes cast)

You think you can fire me. Truth is, I can fire you. From life.

secret #2,306

rating: 1.9/5 (88 votes cast)

i never had loving relationship

secret #2,305

rating: 2.0/5 (81 votes cast)

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secret #2,304

rating: 2.0/5 (86 votes cast)

I Love Tacos

Awak jangan pandai arah isteri awak je . dia kan perempuan . jangan buat dia macam orang gaji kalau tanak makan kaki . okayy .

secret #2,303

rating: 2.0/5 (86 votes cast)

@jennalawville I HATE YOU

secret #2,302

rating: 1.7/5 (78 votes cast)

secret #2,301

rating: 2.3/5 (82 votes cast)

i never had sex before

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secret #2,300

rating: 1.8/5 (81 votes cast)

I never chop before.....

I haven't been eating as much since I've gotten home after I had my baby; I'm breastfeeding him and have to eat alot but I don't feel hungry

secret #2,299

rating: 2.0/5 (81 votes cast)

@NOAH_ID mau pesen kaos gmna cranya ka?

secret #2,298

rating: 1.8/5 (82 votes cast)

How dare you try to blame me for your wife committing suicide. Oh wait, you were in jail. Yeah, TOTALLY MY FAULT. Eye roll...

secret #2,297

rating: 2.2/5 (85 votes cast)

secret #2,296

rating: 2.0/5 (82 votes cast)

Why I have not graduated

I think about death and mortality all the time yet I spend most of my time delaying living.

secret #2,295

rating: 2.1/5 (80 votes cast)

My friends make fun of me because I like Hollywood classics and old glamourous fashion looks and i love the luxuries of Haute couture.

secret #2,294

rating: 2.1/5 (77 votes cast)

I can't help following with my eyes, even at my best, I guess I'm still just one of them.

secret #2,293

rating: 2.0/5 (80 votes cast)

secret #2,292

rating: 1.8/5 (75 votes cast)

Hanayumi gavriela

@KianaKatherine ano ba sabi ni @BonSaChon?

secret #2,291

rating: 2.0/5 (87 votes cast)

I still can't trust my own boyfriend. I wait till he's dead asleep to check who he texts during the day. >.> I feel like a pshyco.. ._.

secret #2,290

rating: 2.2/5 (83 votes cast)

Why do white people take forever to get out of their cars it's so annoying

secret #2,289

rating: 2.0/5 (80 votes cast)

My job requires third party training with apps that need windows to work. It's going to be a big surprise when I sue them for economic (pt1)

secret #2,288

rating: 1.9/5 (81 votes cast)

Someone set up us the bomb.

secret #2,287

rating: 1.8/5 (81 votes cast)

pray for all the Hurricane Sandy people being affected!

secret #2,286

rating: 1.9/5 (79 votes cast)