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secret #778

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I'm stupid for you.

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secret #777

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I feel absolutely stupid feeling like this (because of our past encounters), but I can't fucking wait to see you again.

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secret #776

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No kids: ok. But calling your dog your "child" is as disengenuous as vegetarian bacon. Give it up.

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secret #775

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wanna share my wife.....

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secret #774

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I would do anything for you, but there is NO WAY that I am putting a collar on ever again.

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secret #773

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Balls to life. I cant get ANY women I like to like me back in the same way.

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secret #772

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What can i do that will make you like me?

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secret #771

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I am so lost and i just want to be with you.

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secret #770

rating: 4.8/5 (4 votes cast)

I know there's no chance you'll kiss me on new year's, but I secretly and stupidly hope you surprise me and do just that.

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secret #769

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

2 years later, i'm still mad as hell at you. i might even hate you a bit, but i still care.

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secret #768

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

my day consists of faking emotions, i feel empty and the thing is i don't mind, i actually "enjoy" not feeling anything.

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secret #767

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Hey babe. i love you sooo much. i dont think can live without you, we met only days ago,But i feel its been forever. Please be my penguin

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secret #766

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I like you. I like you a lot. I hope I am reading the signs right, because I think that you like me.

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secret #765

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i'm not wearing any underwear right now.

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secret #764

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I thought this guy was my friend, but he sent me a pic of his member. It hurt my feelings. And then my boyfriend found the link to the pic.

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secret #763

rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Ain't this what we're missin' Let's just stop all this resistin' and give in

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secret #762

rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I can't do this anymore.

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secret #761

rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Now that I'm not so anxious in my day to day life I am able to enjoy anal sex for the first time ever. The BF loves it, as do I.

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secret #760

rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

I go to church only because I'm attracted to the parish priest.

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secret #759

rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

i really hope all this flirting means we might have something, and you're not just having fun.

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secret #758

rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

I'm in love with two men: one is completely unobtainable, and the other doesn't even exist.

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secret #757

rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I'm a miserable person, and no one knows. I smile, I laugh, and on the inside, I'm dead to the world. I miss myself.

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secret #756

rating: 3.0/5 (4 votes cast)

I haven't decorated for Christmas and could care less. My friends think I'm superwoman; I'm more like the invisible bathroom on the jet.

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secret #755

rating: 2.6/5 (5 votes cast)

let me stuff my three foot combover in a condom and rub it inside your kebabwalls for three minutes and I'll pay you $50,000

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secret #754

rating: 1.0/5 (4 votes cast)

Is anyone else high right now...

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secret #753

rating: 2.8/5 (4 votes cast)

MSG FROM TRANNY TO ALEX: LOOK AT YOU...FUCK HOLE...IM GOING TO BOUNCE OFF YOUR ASS LIKE A TRAMPALINE MEATFUCK...YOUR MOUTH = STUFFED. MSG ME

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secret #752

rating: 3.1/5 (7 votes cast)

all these secrets about love make me want to vomit.

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secret #751

rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

The boy I love, I don't really. He's just so similar to best friend, who hooked us up, and told him I was amazing. Why doesn't he realize?

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secret #750

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I wonder if you'll ever talk to me again. I look forward to the day if it ever happens.

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secret #749

rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)

Beating you up was satisfying; watching you grow a backbone was even better.

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secret #748

rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

"You don't fall in love by chance... you choose" pet shop boys, I disagree. I'm in love with my best friend, but I already has a boyfriend.

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secret #747

rating: 1.7/5 (3 votes cast)

I just ate mushrooms and am about to trip. You losers better recognize. BAT.

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secret #746

rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

I'm smarter than all those girls you pick up at bars or fuck in bathroom stalls. You obviously care about me. But I wish you'd also love me.

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secret #745

rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

I always want sex. Even when I've just finished having sex. I wish he felt the same. I'm gonna jump on him in like 2 minutes. I need to.

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secret #744

rating: 4.5/5 (4 votes cast)

I'm still hoping that you'll give us a chance... I would go to the end of the earth to make it work.

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