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i cheat in exam and be the best student in school , now i'm a vice president in my company , and i even cheat to be vice president

secret #2,381

rating: 1.8/5 (66 votes cast)

Had an affair with our maid for four years. Still miss her terribly. At least she listened.

secret #2,380

rating: 1.6/5 (74 votes cast)

If u love something, set it free. If it comes back it's probably getting a divorce and wants to us you to feel better!

secret #2,379

rating: 1.9/5 (75 votes cast)

I want to die, but i can't kill myself. i have try ed. to night i'll try again. love you world.

secret #2,378

rating: 1.8/5 (81 votes cast)

White woman with two black males accused me of profiling when I didn't know what was where in my store. I was nothing but polite but... (1/2

secret #2,377

rating: 2.0/5 (77 votes cast)

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secret #2,376

rating: 2.2/5 (81 votes cast)

i dont really feel alive any more, im alien to even myself. i feel like i can just put my hand through any object and fall through the floor

customer? Why can't u nko FKN SAY you have a coupon first? tran harder. put on. I take pleasure in overcharingyou MORE. FK u

secret #2,375

rating: 2.0/5 (83 votes cast)

admitted to my friend that I like him, he turned me down....thank god I didn't tell him how madly in love I am with him....

secret #2,374

rating: 2.2/5 (90 votes cast)

been secretly seeing my boss for weeks now im not as scared of coworkers finding out as I am of telling him its just sex to me....

secret #2,373

rating: 2.5/5 (74 votes cast)

First thing I did was pray that you would find HER. Did you?

secret #2,372

rating: 2.1/5 (79 votes cast)

@DrNeurotainment hey there wanted to say hello!

secret #2,371

rating: 2.2/5 (78 votes cast)

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secret #2,370

rating: 2.5/5 (95 votes cast)

Was when I drank a 270 ML of vodka a day not getting drunk when I realised I had a problem. Not when I got fired from several jobs.

Best Buy is the worst company to work for if you've got a disability. Fire me, BBY! I could use a payday.

secret #2,369

rating: 2.3/5 (97 votes cast)

I have burning desires for this guy named matthew

secret #2,368

rating: 2.3/5 (96 votes cast)

J passed over my bud for a job by telling me an hour b4 the interview he wouldn't hire outside. Then he FUCKED me. I'm going to ruin him.

secret #2,367

rating: 2.3/5 (95 votes cast)

Somebody please comment on this

secret #2,366

rating: 2.3/5 (86 votes cast)

i'm a girl just tryna fuck

secret #2,365

rating: 2.4/5 (91 votes cast)

i'm a 17 year old girl that had an affair with a 38 year old coworker

secret #2,364

rating: 2.4/5 (96 votes cast)

I got so drunk the other night I think I may have slept with my husbands best friend. I'm just sad I don't remember it.

secret #2,363

rating: 2.3/5 (94 votes cast)

I'm a 13 year old girl and I've atemted suicide twice, and I refuse to get help because I'm afraid of being judged :/

secret #2,362

rating: 2.3/5 (90 votes cast)

Wasnt 3 lost homes, 1 charge of assaulting an officer that convinced me I drink too much. It was when a pint of vodka didnt even give a buzz

secret #2,361

rating: 2.4/5 (88 votes cast)

Found his voicemails. He sang to me & I balled like a baby. I miss him but I wont find him & tell him the truth. I love him still....

secret #2,360

rating: 2.2/5 (88 votes cast)

Looking at my bank statement, $150 in fees for overdrafts so I could survive... I can't help but think BURN the banks and KILL the cops!

secret #2,359

rating: 2.2/5 (92 votes cast)

He made me feel wanted and special, now I can't stop thinking bout how awesome he is. I love a man with manners!

secret #2,358

rating: 2.5/5 (92 votes cast)

I'm masturbing.I'm felling good

secret #2,357

rating: 2.4/5 (94 votes cast)

i just had sex with and have feelings for someone who sexually assaulted me

secret #2,356

rating: 2.4/5 (91 votes cast)

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

secret #2,355

rating: 2.4/5 (90 votes cast)

i've been masturbating to lesbian porn since age 12... and i'm a female

secret #2,354

rating: 2.3/5 (95 votes cast)

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secret #2,353

rating: 2.2/5 (96 votes cast)

I think about you all the time. Sometimes it really sucks And other times You make me subconsciously smile like an idiot. I love you.

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secret #2,352

rating: 2.3/5 (93 votes cast)

You called to see how I was and I pretended to be fine. I'm not. He's dying and she's dead. I'm not okay. #fakeittillumakeit #imaliar

He's 20 years older than I am. I should not be this attracted to him!

secret #2,351

rating: 2.4/5 (99 votes cast)

secret #2,350

rating: 2.2/5 (92 votes cast)

bitch

Started my own textgasm twitter account because the original owner doesn't tweet the secrets. If y'all want follow me @textgasm2

secret #2,349

rating: 2.4/5 (88 votes cast)

Man, fuck you so hard it hurts forevazzzzzzzzz... you know who you are, cunt.

secret #2,348

rating: 2.3/5 (99 votes cast)

I tell myself love isn't real to stop the pain you unknowingly cause me

secret #2,347

rating: 2.2/5 (94 votes cast)

I probably live in my head more then is normal

secret #2,346

rating: 2.5/5 (97 votes cast)

now I am telling yo my secret

secret #2,345

rating: 2.2/5 (92 votes cast)

I'm spending New Year's Eve alone again, but only because my boyfriend made plans with out me.

secret #2,344

rating: 2.4/5 (93 votes cast)

I tell myself that my imagination of u is far better than the reality. You're really a condescending ass who preys on hearts from your perch

secret #2,343

rating: 2.2/5 (94 votes cast)

You're an asshole and I no longer have any feelings toward you.

secret #2,342

rating: 2.3/5 (93 votes cast)

Why do I manage to attract so many douchebags?

secret #2,341

rating: 2.2/5 (89 votes cast)

I'm attracted to my boss who's almost 20 years older than I am!

secret #2,340

rating: 2.3/5 (91 votes cast)

secret #2,339

rating: 2.1/5 (87 votes cast)

I hate your balls.

Just thinking about you makes my stomach churn. I wish we'd never shared a bed together. Let's go back to not knowing each other. -Your Fool

secret #2,338

rating: 2.5/5 (102 votes cast)

Asexual. Unconscious charm. Selfless. Genius. Sexiest man I have ever seen. I want you all to myself, but you save none for me. Kill me.

secret #2,337

rating: 2.7/5 (90 votes cast)

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secret #2,336

rating: 2.3/5 (91 votes cast)

i'm broke and need a job ASAP #needmoneyforchristmas

This place is dead and the domain owner is only squatting on the name for future profit. IMK_

secret #2,335

rating: 2.3/5 (91 votes cast)

I am 39 years old and still a virgin. And I'm fine with it. I really don't think about sex that much. I guess I'm wired differently.

secret #2,334

rating: 2.4/5 (88 votes cast)