textgasm: twitter secrets

I felt ugly, dumb, useless and stupid but still I pretend that I don't know that because I want them to know that I do not know that.

secret #1,419

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I should have kissed you when you asked me to today. I'm sorry. I miss you.

secret #1,418

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

The photocopy of balls you folks inadvertantly found on the photocopier. They were MINE.

secret #1,417

rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

am married man but dream of being spitroasted by two men

secret #1,416

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

When will you realise i want you?If she doesnt shes crazy but i do.youll read this but will you do anything about it?If not i'll move on.

secret #1,415

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

secret #1,414

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

I'm bored with life!

secret #1,413

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

manat

I'm happiest when I'm miserable. I constantly sabotage myself unconsciously and I don't know why. just seems that i set myself up for pain

secret #1,412

rating: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I get called a slut. It's only because I'm lonely, scared, cold and need to feel loved.

secret #1,411

rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Im happiest when I'm miserable. I constantly sabotage myself unconsciously and I don't know why. Just seems that I set myself up for pain...

secret #1,410

rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

I want to kiss him again.... even though he has a girlfriend.

secret #1,409

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

My fantasies involve rough sex and verbal degradation. My partner's not into it. I get it, but just once I'd like him to...

secret #1,408

rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)

I like to fuck with my dad... =/ im female.. 18years old

secret #1,407

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

secret #1,406

rating: 1.0/5 (2 votes cast)

abc

*sighs* She broke my heart twice, lied to me, then childishly cut contact with me, without even talking things out. What I need is closure.

secret #1,405

rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)

My wife is hot but we haven't had sex in two months, mainly because I enjoy looking at porn. I'm not even sure she can turn me on anymore.

secret #1,404

rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

My friend got me wasted on purpose so he could fuck me but I was too wasted I passed out he was pissed when all his friends walked in

secret #1,403

rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

I am scared of dying alone. I am terrified of becoming someone who I don't like. I am scared I am not good enough for someone to love me.

secret #1,402

rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

please come back. i miss you. we can make this work.

secret #1,401

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

i cant believe we were close and even had sex once.now you're nothing but a stranger in the hallway and it hurts me every day.god i miss you

secret #1,400

rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

You will get all that you deserve which is lonely, lonely misery. Enjoy!

secret #1,399

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I would run away with you if I could. But I'm marrying someone else. It was simply bad timing with us...

secret #1,398

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I would run away with you if I could. But I'm marrying someone else. It was simply bad timing with us...

secret #1,397

rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)

today i had sex with my bestfriend's wife, and then afterwards sex with her best female friend. Neither know about the other

secret #1,396

rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

We're both taken,not allowed to talk,and u've hurt me a lot,but I still love u and wish I could at least say hi. I miss you so much

secret #1,395

rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

He was such a jerk this morning! It made someone else look all-the-better!!

secret #1,394

rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

secret #1,393

rating: 1.8/5 (5 votes cast)

dfdsfdsfg

i really really need to burn my mac

secret #1,392

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I don't want you... but I don't want anyone else to have you.

secret #1,391

rating: 4.8/5 (6 votes cast)

I keep lying to you and making up stories so you'll stay around, but I know before long you'll figure it all out and leave me high and dry.

secret #1,390

rating: 3.7/5 (6 votes cast)

I know the only way i'll find out what you want is if i back off. But i can't do it, i'm afraid you won't come back

secret #1,389

rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)

You may not love me, but damn it, you are going to remember me.

secret #1,388

rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)

I'd cry myself to sleep but have had far too much coffee for it.

secret #1,387

rating: 2.0/5 (4 votes cast)

I want my boyfriend to pretend to rape me. In my fantasy, he brings a few friends to participate. ... but he's too nice & too gentle.

secret #1,386

rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

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secret #1,385

rating: 4.0/5 (4 votes cast)

If it weren't for Internet porn and masturbation, I'd have almost no sex life.

Me he dado cuenta de todo, la snaping pulsera, la risa (a mi costa), y el contacto visual. Â¿Puedes parar? Demasiado tarde para esta vida.

secret #1,384

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

i really love cute things

secret #1,383

rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I want to make out with a girl. I'm 30-something woman who has never so much as kissed another woman. I daydream about this a lot.

secret #1,382

rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)

secret #1,381

rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

text back motherfucker!!

Buried a bed frame, the door off an old oven and more then a few beer cans in my back yard. Why? To piss off metal detectors from the future

secret #1,380

rating: 4.0/5 (4 votes cast)

I love watching women sneeze. It turns me on

secret #1,379

rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

the most beautiful summer, a fairytale. i got close to that boy, and had a laugh with my girl. its all over, but the memories are sweet :)

secret #1,378

rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)

THAT knock at my door. My heart soared. I ran to get it, was only a salesman. Instantly regretted it. When will you come back to me?

secret #1,377

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

@victoriaroyalty I know 3 of ur ex's I also met 1s new girl funny her ass left her phone layin around so I called u but u didn't pick up

secret #1,376

rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

secret #1,375

rating: 2.5/5 (4 votes cast)

I miss you, best friend.

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secret #1,374

rating: 2.7/5 (6 votes cast)

My god has abandoned me.

Everyone jokes and calls me a lesbian, but what they don't know is that it's true.

secret #1,373

rating: 3.5/5 (6 votes cast)

For the pussies of Twitter

secret #1,372

rating: 3.0/5 (4 votes cast)

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secret #1,371

rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Shit I'm fucken screwed