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1,758
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I can have an orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. It helps for me to imagine getting titty fucked. I"m trying to orgasm RIGHT NOW!
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1,757
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I'm overwhelmed with love and tenderness for others, but like that Macy's character in the film Magnolia, I don't know where to put it.
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1,756
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1.0
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crowdreal pluckshot mahalo @reputationizer
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1,755
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2.3
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I married the wrong woman.
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1,754
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1.3
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I am in love with Melrose from amateurflirts dot com
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1,753
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1.0
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i boned my exes best friend....we like eachother so much
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1,752
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1.7
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i have a penis
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1,751
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2.7
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My drinking, drug taking, disregard for myself & others... All stems from my love of death. Arousal from the very idea. Never happier then
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1,750
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3.6
/5 (7 votes cast)
Even though I am happy, I feel very alone.
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secret #
1,749
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2.5
/5 (4 votes cast)
super excited my penis is again in working order.
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1,748
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3.4
/5 (5 votes cast)
Rooter is a whiny bitch.
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1,747
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2.0
/5 (3 votes cast)
I love panda pee.
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1,746
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3.0
/5 (3 votes cast)
I hit and run torrents off thepiratebay
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secret #
1,745
rating:
4.3
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We were best friends in High School but now I just want her to move on and leave me alone.
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secret #
1,744
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2.0
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I think my new boss is really hot. I wonder how old he is...
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1,743
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1.0
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Shit out a bunch of black shit today!...is that normal?
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1,742
rating:
2.0
/5 (4 votes cast)
hmmm testing
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1,741
rating:
2.6
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I go in for a handshake, and you put your hand on my shoulder. Wtf does that mean? I figured hug... Weird, but whatever. But then...
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1,740
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I had exactly two (watered down) whiskeys. So what? I made a polite gesture. Churlish prude you are, you whisked me out of the room. Eff you
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secret #
1,739
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1.5
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My left side hurts.
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secret #
1,738
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2.0
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He doesn't like my mother. I'm scared he'll realise how much like her I am, and then he won't like me either.
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1,737
rating:
2.0
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I think I love you. I don't know how to tell you. I'm scared, I don't know how to get the words out of my mouth to say it. I don't know why.
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secret #
1,736
rating:
2.6
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a black guy wears a tux to get a vasectomy. the dr. asks why he's dressed up. he replies "if im gon' be impotent, i wanna look impotent!"
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1,735
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2.8
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Fsck. All those women (and men) I could have had over the years... If only I hadn't let my awkwardness get in the way! Being shy don't pay!
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1,734
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3.0
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Licorice allsorts, spearmint leaves, lemon drops, butterscotch... I'm tired of being told my favorite treats are all old people candy!
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secret #
1,733
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1.3
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i still love you dear. :c
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1,732
rating:
2.8
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I still get jealous when I see her in pictures with other guys. Considering the circumstances, I don't know why.
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secret #
1,731
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1.0
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I miss Carter Micklem. A lot.
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1,730
rating:
1.3
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We hate you too.
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1,729
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1.0
/5 (4 votes cast)
I hate my friends. They're dicks.
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secret #
1,728
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2.0
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I could really use a beer right about now.
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1,727
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3.2
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you're such an attention seeking cunt and the only 'problems' you have are the ones you make for yourself!!
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1,726
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1.8
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I kinda like a girl on twitter..shes hot,funny,we have tons of stuff in comon and i really wana meet her but i dont know how to tell her
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1,725
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2.0
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I love @Vanemar
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1,724
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3.0
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I love to color in coloring books in crayon. I'm 48.
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1,723
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3.0
/5 (3 votes cast)
9
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1,722
rating:
3.3
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Bay Area Hair Transplants wwwBermanMDcom Specializing-Follicular Unit Hair Transplantation. Mega Sessions
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1,721
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2.0
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i just don't know anymore
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1,720
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3.0
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I say offensive things that i dont really mean just because i think them up and cant control the impulse. is that tourettes?
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1,719
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3.0
/5 (4 votes cast)
i have no clue where my life is going and that's okay with me
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1,718
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4.0
/5 (3 votes cast)
If I went to prison, I think I'd miss cold beer and pizza the most. That, and not being anally raped.
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1,717
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2.3
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I know you know I'm high. I just don't care, and it seems neither do you. Or maybe I'm just that good at hiding it?
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1,716
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3.8
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Every day I sit in front of a window into the most complex, potentially useful invention ever and use it to look at porn. Lol, internet.
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1,715
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2.0
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i came in the eggs
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1,714
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3.7
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I HATE raisin bran.
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1,713
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2.0
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I get paid to read webcomics and wikis all day at the office. You'd think I'd feel bad about it but I don't.
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1,712
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2.7
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I have a sore throat but kissed her anyway... Now she sounds like a black metal vocalist and I can't stop laughng.
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1,711
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2.3
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Wibble.
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1,710
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2.3
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sumo wrestlers are actually pretty hot. fat guy grapple ftw!
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1,709
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accidentally logged in to the wrong wireless network and surfed for kinky porn for about an hour before noticing. wonder if neighbor knows
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