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2,323
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Thank you, nice man at the liquor store who gave me 3 bucks to cover my cost when my card was declined. I was going to rob the place.
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2,322
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Nice to get over someone. Realize they're emotionally abusive, lying assholes. He ain't get no love from me no 'mo. Let him figure it out.
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2,321
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Everytime i dream how i can increase my followers?
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I really wanna smoke a blunt right now, but I feel like if my family ever found out they'd hate me.. Is smoking that bad?
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2,319
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Everytime I read your douche bag comments on twitter it just makes me smile.Now I will never read them again since you're in jail for life.
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2,318
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I'm only friends with you out of pity.
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2,317
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I think dzhokhar tsarnaev is sooo sexy!! I don't care what anyone thinks!
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2,316
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I miss my ex so much but he's happy with another girl
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2,315
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After observing male behavior, I know closeness like an arm around the back signifies non-sexual closeness as friends. Yet, as a bi, (Cont)
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2,314
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Am in love with a porn star called sindee jennings. The fact that am talking about her turns me on. Aww i should masturbate
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secret #
2,313
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hola estoy aburridisima
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secret #
2,312
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2.0
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Keymera, chupa rola.
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2,311
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I'm not gay. The idea of gay sex grosses me out. But alone, I can't stop singing stupid songs about me having gay sex and laughing at them.
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2,310
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I wish I could tell you I don't hate you but we can't talk because we'd probably start fighting again. I hope you're well. I really do.
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2,309
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I am a plumber for hire. I'll doctor any electronic communication or assassinate anyone you ask. Follow my trail, offer me a job, I'll do it
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2,308
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I Like This Chick → @HaleyHherrick She Is Soooooo Damn Hot !!! And She Goes To My School...
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2,307
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I like this weird girl she likes to glue shit on her face write on herself she doesn't wear a bra her tits are huge but I'm a straight girl!
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2,306
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2.3
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You think you can fire me. Truth is, I can fire you. From life.
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2,305
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i never had loving relationship
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2,304
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I Love Tacos
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2,303
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Awak jangan pandai arah isteri awak je . dia kan perempuan . jangan buat dia macam orang gaji kalau tanak makan kaki . okayy .
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2,302
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@jennalawville I HATE YOU
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2,301
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i never had sex before
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secret #
2,300
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I never chop before.....
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2,299
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I haven't been eating as much since I've gotten home after I had my baby; I'm breastfeeding him and have to eat alot but I don't feel hungry
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2,298
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@NOAH_ID mau pesen kaos gmna cranya ka?
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2,297
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How dare you try to blame me for your wife committing suicide. Oh wait, you were in jail. Yeah, TOTALLY MY FAULT. Eye roll...
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2,296
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Why I have not graduated
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2,295
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I think about death and mortality all the time yet I spend most of my time delaying living.
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2,294
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2.6
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My friends make fun of me because I like Hollywood classics and old glamourous fashion looks and i love the luxuries of Haute couture.
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2,293
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2.6
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I can't help following with my eyes, even at my best, I guess I'm still just one of them.
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2,292
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2.2
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Hanayumi gavriela
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secret #
2,291
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2.5
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@KianaKatherine ano ba sabi ni @BonSaChon?
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secret #
2,290
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2.6
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I still can't trust my own boyfriend. I wait till he's dead asleep to check who he texts during the day. >.> I feel like a pshyco.. ._.
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secret #
2,289
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2.6
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Why do white people take forever to get out of their cars it's so annoying
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2,288
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2.4
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My job requires third party training with apps that need windows to work. It's going to be a big surprise when I sue them for economic (pt1)
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2,287
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2.3
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Someone set up us the bomb.
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secret #
2,286
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pray for all the Hurricane Sandy people being affected!
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2,285
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Now that I live with my boyfriend I realized he can be super annoying sometimes and I just want to tell at him and tell him to shutthefuckup
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2,284
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I draw little faces on my balls with magic marker before I go to work. I sometimes pretend they are co-workers. This makes me laugh.
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2,283
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I'm not over your death.
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2,282
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2 days ago I had a group interview for a popular retail chain, in it were some of the most saddest miserable fucks I've ever encountered!
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secret #
2,281
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2.5
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Testing!
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secret #
2,280
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2.5
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You may be driving an Audi but no matter what your car is a peice of shit!
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secret #
2,279
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2.6
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I'm 23 grown adult but I still shit in my underwear am I the only one that this happens to? I also pissed in my pants at a public store once
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secret #
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I never knew Amanda Todd but she was fucking ugly her eyes were too close to each other idk why she even flased her flat chest.
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secret #
2,277
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2.5
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I was gonna confess something on here but now I see you people are worst then me :o
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2,276
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Fuckin niggers turned my neighborhood into a ghetto ass hood now!
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secret #
2,275
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3.0
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Co-workers: It makes me sad when you sabotage my assignments (read not my fault) If you did your jobs I wouldn't have to clearn up the mess
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@myncierto Hey Muning belated Happy Bday! Glad you stuck to your guns and made it happen your way dude! Leme hear your songs! :) Guerrero
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