textgasm: twitter secrets

Nice to get over someone. Realize they're emotionally abusive, lying assholes. He ain't get no love from me no 'mo. Let him figure it out.

secret #2,322

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Everytime i dream how i can increase my followers?

secret #2,321

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I really wanna smoke a blunt right now, but I feel like if my family ever found out they'd hate me.. Is smoking that bad?

secret #2,320

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Everytime I read your douche bag comments on twitter it just makes me smile.Now I will never read them again since you're in jail for life.

secret #2,319

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I'm only friends with you out of pity.

secret #2,318

rating: 2.4/5 (5 votes cast)

I think dzhokhar tsarnaev is sooo sexy!! I don't care what anyone thinks!

secret #2,317

rating: 1.0/5 (5 votes cast)

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secret #2,316

rating: 2.0/5 (5 votes cast)

I miss my ex so much but he's happy with another girl

After observing male behavior, I know closeness like an arm around the back signifies non-sexual closeness as friends. Yet, as a bi, (Cont)

secret #2,315

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Am in love with a porn star called sindee jennings. The fact that am talking about her turns me on. Aww i should masturbate

secret #2,314

rating: 2.1/5 (7 votes cast)

secret #2,313

rating: 2.1/5 (12 votes cast)

hola estoy aburridisima

I'm not gay. The idea of gay sex grosses me out. But alone, I can't stop singing stupid songs about me having gay sex and laughing at them.

secret #2,312

rating: 2.0/5 (13 votes cast)

Keymera, chupa rola.

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secret #2,311

rating: 2.6/5 (13 votes cast)

I wish I could tell you I don't hate you but we can't talk because we'd probably start fighting again. I hope you're well. I really do.

secret #2,310

rating: 3.1/5 (13 votes cast)

I am a plumber for hire. I'll doctor any electronic communication or assassinate anyone you ask. Follow my trail, offer me a job, I'll do it

secret #2,309

rating: 2.7/5 (16 votes cast)

I Like This Chick â�� @HaleyHherrick She Is Soooooo Damn Hot !!! And She Goes To My School...

secret #2,308

rating: 2.4/5 (15 votes cast)

I like this weird girl she likes to glue shit on her face write on herself she doesn't wear a bra her tits are huge but I'm a straight girl!

secret #2,307

rating: 2.8/5 (13 votes cast)

You think you can fire me. Truth is, I can fire you. From life.

secret #2,306

rating: 2.3/5 (21 votes cast)

i never had loving relationship

secret #2,305

rating: 2.6/5 (20 votes cast)

secret #2,304

rating: 2.4/5 (23 votes cast)

I Love Tacos

Awak jangan pandai arah isteri awak je . dia kan perempuan . jangan buat dia macam orang gaji kalau tanak makan kaki . okayy .

secret #2,303

rating: 2.3/5 (21 votes cast)

@jennalawville I HATE YOU

secret #2,302

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secret #2,301

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i never had sex before

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secret #2,300

rating: 2.5/5 (22 votes cast)

I never chop before.....

I haven't been eating as much since I've gotten home after I had my baby; I'm breastfeeding him and have to eat alot but I don't feel hungry

secret #2,299

rating: 2.4/5 (20 votes cast)

@NOAH_ID mau pesen kaos gmna cranya ka?

secret #2,298

rating: 2.4/5 (22 votes cast)

How dare you try to blame me for your wife committing suicide. Oh wait, you were in jail. Yeah, TOTALLY MY FAULT. Eye roll...

secret #2,297

rating: 2.5/5 (26 votes cast)

secret #2,296

rating: 2.8/5 (24 votes cast)

Why I have not graduated

I think about death and mortality all the time yet I spend most of my time delaying living.

secret #2,295

rating: 3.1/5 (23 votes cast)

My friends make fun of me because I like Hollywood classics and old glamourous fashion looks and i love the luxuries of Haute couture.

secret #2,294

rating: 2.6/5 (22 votes cast)

I can't help following with my eyes, even at my best, I guess I'm still just one of them.

secret #2,293

rating: 2.6/5 (25 votes cast)

secret #2,292

rating: 2.2/5 (19 votes cast)

Hanayumi gavriela

@KianaKatherine ano ba sabi ni @BonSaChon?

secret #2,291

rating: 2.5/5 (28 votes cast)

I still can't trust my own boyfriend. I wait till he's dead asleep to check who he texts during the day. >.> I feel like a pshyco.. ._.

secret #2,290

rating: 2.6/5 (24 votes cast)

Why do white people take forever to get out of their cars it's so annoying

secret #2,289

rating: 2.6/5 (23 votes cast)

My job requires third party training with apps that need windows to work. It's going to be a big surprise when I sue them for economic (pt1)

secret #2,288

rating: 2.4/5 (27 votes cast)

Someone set up us the bomb.

secret #2,287

rating: 2.3/5 (29 votes cast)

pray for all the Hurricane Sandy people being affected!

secret #2,286

rating: 2.4/5 (25 votes cast)

Now that I live with my boyfriend I realized he can be super annoying sometimes and I just want to tell at him and tell him to shutthefuckup

secret #2,285

rating: 2.3/5 (26 votes cast)

I draw little faces on my balls with magic marker before I go to work. I sometimes pretend they are co-workers. This makes me laugh.

secret #2,284

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secret #2,283

rating: 2.4/5 (21 votes cast)

I'm not over your death.

2 days ago I had a group interview for a popular retail chain, in it were some of the most saddest miserable fucks I've ever encountered!

secret #2,282

rating: 2.7/5 (20 votes cast)

secret #2,281

rating: 2.5/5 (22 votes cast)

Testing!

You may be driving an Audi but no matter what your car is a peice of shit!

secret #2,280

rating: 2.5/5 (24 votes cast)

I'm 23 grown adult but I still shit in my underwear am I the only one that this happens to? I also pissed in my pants at a public store once

secret #2,279

rating: 2.6/5 (25 votes cast)

I never knew Amanda Todd but she was fucking ugly her eyes were too close to each other idk why she even flased her flat chest.

secret #2,278

rating: 2.2/5 (25 votes cast)

I was gonna confess something on here but now I see you people are worst then me :o

secret #2,277

rating: 2.5/5 (26 votes cast)

Fuckin niggers turned my neighborhood into a ghetto ass hood now!

secret #2,276

rating: 2.1/5 (22 votes cast)

Co-workers: It makes me sad when you sabotage my assignments (read not my fault) If you did your jobs I wouldn't have to clearn up the mess

secret #2,275

rating: 3.0/5 (24 votes cast)

@myncierto Hey Muning belated Happy Bday! Glad you stuck to your guns and made it happen your way dude! Leme hear your songs! :) Guerrero

secret #2,274

rating: 2.2/5 (20 votes cast)